Allen's Local Dating Service

Before you even read anything if you are old or really fucking ugly= fugly just x out right now, because you're wasting your time. Just being honest! Plus, I'm tired of my inbox being full & I don't want to upgrade & pay $5/ mo. to get hit on by no one interesting LOL. I'm Amanda I'm 20. I'm from New York, raised in Florida, lived in Texas, moved to California for college I was in Orange County for two years and then I moved back to Texas recently. I've moved 16 times... Yeah, I know I sound like a gypsy or something. I've never met anyone thats moved as much as me haha. I came out to Cali for my college and art. I'm majoring in marketing and I'm getting a minor in Graphic Design. I want to work in advertising when I'm out of school. While I'm in college I work full time as a server. I like guitars, the beach, shopping, music, traveling, photography, partying, and hanging out with my friends. I used to party like crazy but I've slowed down I work a lot. I'm not going to lie I smoke weed sometimes & could give a shit less if my friends do or don't. I'm friends with all types. I don't do drugs tho just for the record. I was on the judge pirro show this year LMFAO you can ask me about it... It changed my life I'm not even kidding. My favorite place is the beach I love surfing but I can't in Texas anymore =( traveling,partying, shopping, music (I can write it, sing, play guitar, and some piano), any kind of art including art history, and the beach. I'm the kind of person who doesn't care what anyone thinks of me unless you matter. I'm brutally honest and sarcastic but most people like that. Not the bitchy kind of sarcastic just funny.. I'm very real and open. My biggest pet peeve is FAKE PEOPLE ugh. I'm not one of those girls that talks shit about all the other girls when they walk out of the room I can't stand it so I don't hang out with people like that (probably why most of my friends are boys haha), I don't do drama, I don't play games, I just like to have fun. I'm pretty intelligent I have a genius i.q. level. I'm kind of my own person I always do my own thing you won't ever meet anyone like me guaranteed get to know me & you will know exactly what I'm talking about. anything else is on myspace.com/xxglowstickxx or you can get to know me.

I am retired. Not getting pay for it...just not working and not looking. I may go back to work part-time if I get bored.
Would love to do some more traveling. I love the Yucatan and tropical places, but would also like to go back to Europe and maybe Australia. There are also lots of places in the US I haven't seen, like Mt. Rushmore and Niagara Falls. New England in the fall. It's just not much fun alone.
I have kitty kats and am impressed by men who do. If we became an item, you would have to like them or make a good impression of a guy who does.
I like to be pampered---not with money----with attention and I like to give it. I like Sci-Fi and nature. I love animals and I wish we could save the environment and get a single-payer healthcare system in this country like all the other civilized countries in the world have. Like going to movies. Love men who like to cook.
If you are a person who treats others as you would like to be treated, we may have something in common.

Let's see....never been described as normal... sometimes i'm modest, can be witty, heard i'm attractive, very openminded, at times I'm somewhat reserved and honest(to a fault) aka outspoken "arrogant ass" has been tossed around, but I've been working on my courteous side, am a bit sarcastic...both shy and outgoing, reliable, intelligent, and someone who is just different...Hell, I mean what is "normal"...I'm not ...but I'm FUN!!!...tend too be a bit deep, well that or mysterious and I have been known to provide the entertainment for the the masses. Hmmmm...guess I seek the company of good friends, crave good music, love cooking, look forward too anything outdoors, and am one who enjoy's every day of my life...have somewhat of a infectious personality, passionate, creative(hmmm) , love to be challanged, and i sometimes need a little attention(ain't that the truth). Well thats the overveiw...at least the short story

I am a 23 year old male living in Texas, I am attending collage to get a digree in philosophy. My current occupation is at a local gun range, I am a Range Officer and Firearms Dealer. I hold no religious belifes, but enjoy a good discussion. I smoke cigars and hookahs (and if you think that means pot, dont talk to me, stop the disrespect, and educate yourself) I enjoy a good Bourbon or Scotch. I love movies and have a DVD collection that dwarfs most BlockBusters. I am an avid gun collector.

I am question wraped inside an enigma, I seem odd and dark when you first meet me but the more I warm up to you, you'll see a change. I'm shy and introverted, I enjoy time by my self and time with my close friends, I dont meet new people easily. I no longer watch TV, I cant stand the bull.

I respect (Try as best I can) other peoples belifes and points of view no matter how wrong you are. I'm not racist, sexist, or byast. I hate everyone equaly

There is a thin line between genious and insanity, it's called success. That being said I guess I'm insane as of now.

My future prospects are to introduce a new digital pornography wave that will replace Huge Heffner with myself.

My name is Skylar, I may only be 19, but more mature than most 21+girls. I know
what I want out of life, goal being law school. I am employed at a law firm in
McKinney. My family is very important to me and my faith plays a big role in my
life. I would love to meet someone that doesn't judge a person's outward
appearance. It isn't that I am ugly, but I do use a wheelchair from time to
time. I have muscular dystrophy, but still very functional. I love to have
fun, go to sporting events, swimming, etcâ?¦. I can walk! Life is too short, to
not live it to the fullest. I am interested in learning more about you, if you
think you can handle what you see and what you know then contact me

What am i looking for:
Someone who open doors, pull out chairs.I like chivalrous guys. I like to be taken care of physically and emotionally, but I also want a respectable the independent minded man. I wan someone that is extremely honest,and will never cheat on me and will not lie to me. Someone sweet, that will hold my hand and will kiss my forehead or my cheek. Soemone to tell me how beautiful i look and how excited they are to be with me. I want someone to be there for me and when they look at me i am the only girl that matters...when there is a special connection between the two of us like no one else is around.

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Hello.....
Are you looking for someone that:
* is confident in her skin
* has learned from the ups/downs
* enjoys life and always wants to try new things
* is a devoted Christian and has fun serving others
* wants to snuggle and be held
* loves to travel and experience different cultures (recent trips to Peru, China, Malaysia, Ecuador, Turks&Caicos, Bonaire)
* is adventurous - scuba diving, snow skiing, motorcycles, roller coaster, sky diving, hiking, mountains
* loves early morning jogs and likes to keep in shape

I am looking for a man that:
* has a positive attitude
* is caring
* enjoys snuggling and being held
* enjoys life and is outgoing
* is confident but not cocky or arrogant
* knows what's important in life
* is a Christian
* wants to experience life

If any of this sounds interesting to you, send me a message.

I am caring, loving, intelligent and deep, but also funny and laid back. I believe in being open minded and free thinking, never fitting into anyone's stereotype or mold and always, always being true to your self. Not typical by any standards, I like everything from football, computers, and cars, to arts & crafts, decorating, gardening, and spirituality. I can be sensual and romantic, or fun and playful. I enjoy everything from board games to travel, parties with close friends to snuggling on the couch watching a movie.

I am here because I believe in miracles. I believe that somewhere in the world is that one person that will make my heart skip a beat, that one person that I can love unconditionally and who will love me back. Someone to spend the rest of my life with, enjoy life with. That person that will push me to be my best, but love me even if I fail. Someone who shares my interests and wants to do them together. This may sound impossible, and I am not asking for perfection, only the right connection. And believe that person is out there - somewhere.

As someone whoâ??s far from unbiased when it comes to the elusive subject of â??meâ??, I can say that Iâ??m probably the last person who should be writing this. Obviously I would like to meet new people; if I didnâ??t, I wouldnâ??t have even joined this website in the first place. It would be fallacious, therefore, to assume that Iâ??ll be forthcoming with information about myself to prospective dates. And that isnâ??t to say that Iâ??m an intrinsically deceitful person. Itâ??s something that is to be expected in any situation like this. Websites such as these tend to push people towards dishonestyâ??whether they realize it or not, they begin to act like veritable car salesmen, except theyâ??re shamelessly selling themselves instead of cars. Even if one were to avoid making grossly inaccurate statements about themselves, the omission of information can still occur at a subconscious level. Who, after all, would admit on one of these websites that they have some sort of mental disorder (or something equally unpleasant)? It might only be occurring at a superficial level, but itâ??s still, nevertheless, occurring.

And even if we assume, for a moment, that I have actually managed to exclude any flattering and/or fabricated information about myself and have instead written a thoroughly candid self-summary, Iâ??m still only writing from my own perspective. I havenâ??t had the opportunity to see myself from someone elseâ??s eyes, to judge my mannerisms and personality from the (relatively) unbiased perspective of an outsider. I really have no idea what kind of person I am to others, save for what little feedback I receive through compliments or criticism (which is, of course, suspect in its own right: it could very well be insincere feedback; and itâ??s also subject to my own interpretation, which could be flawed in and of itself). To put it bluntly, even if I -tried- to write an honest paragraph about myself, I might not even know what to put.

As such, I feel that itâ??s entirely counter-productive for me to write a summary of myself. If youâ??d like to get to know me, then youâ??re more than welcome to send me a message. But Iâ??d rather not spend my free time writing a sales pitch for myself.

(Oh, and for those of you who are annoyed/offended by my profile, I can only say that none of this was intended to be taken seriously. I was bored one evening and didn't know what to put here, and so I wrote this little thing up. It was really intended to be more of a joke than anything else.)

I am a single white female that lives in the Dallas/Ft Worth area. I have been single for over 6 years and I have a 26 year old son in college. I enjoy traveling, movies, and different hobbies in my free time. I am always looking to learn something new.

Okay so, Anything that challenges me to grow as a person is something I welcome completely. I enjoy new thing and will do almost anything once.

It's hard to define yourself through text, it only allows others a one-faceted view of your choosing. I really want someone to experience me in all my glory, my faults, and the in-betweens. I'm nowhere near perfect, I'm pretty forgiving, and I think too much. I have my quirks, and weird ways of doing things. I swear I'm not as boring as I seem to have made myself out to be on this thing. It's hard to describe yourself, when you don't totally know who you are and who you are going to become.

On another note, I like photography, watching movies, grilling on the lake shore, camping, shooting, art and museums, traveling, and just generally exploring life as we know it. The art of the conversation never ceases to interest me, and learning about other people.

If you've made it this far, well, good job. Keep reading and maybe you'll find something more interesting. I'm not very good at describing myself, I tend to feel guilty, like I don't give out the bad things enough.
You'll just have to see for yourself!

When I was very young, my father drove me to the grocery store so I could pick up a bunch of bags for him and push the cart around. It was a good ego boost for him I am sure; he'd order me around and make me do all the work while he looked over merchandise that you can only buy illegally or in some places in Nevada. When we came home he handed me the keys to the house and I attempted to open the door to no avail. He then came up to me, gave a fatherly sigh and took the keys. He stuck the key in the key hole, and proceeded to turn the key the opposite direction it was supposed to go first, and then the way it was supposed to go. The door opened and he said to me "Sometimes you have to go the opposite of where you want to go before you can go where you want to go."

I have no idea what the fuck that has to do with OKcupid or this profile. I thought it was a pretty good story.

I'm a pretty chilled out person i like to do just about anything as long as its with fun people. I get along with almost anyone. I really like to just talk i don't like to always sit around and watch TV i would prefer talking or listening to music to TV but there are acceptations. I like everybody else don't know how to describe myself well never know what to say. Too many things in life to fit in one page.

My name is Shannon.
I like to think of myself as a "down-to-earth" kind of girl.
I'm a movie go-er, a music listener, an animal lover, and quite the smart ass (so please, don't take anything I say too seriously).

I live my life on the wild side...
I'm definitely a workaholic, I work at a restaurant as the "key employee" for about forty hours a week. I'm in college, and the rest of my time is split between friends and family and myself, I do think it's important to have some alone time.

I have an English Bulldog named Spike, she is the most important thing I have, so if you're in with her, you're in with me. :)

I'm a little less than half Italian and the rest of me is a melting pot.

I'm working on coming out of my shell.
I tend to let people walk all over me but lately I've been working on the whole "I don't take no shit from nobody" thing.

I am down for about anything and if you are wondering what that means then send me a specific question. I enjoy medical things, computers, video games, and a lot of music. I play a little and dabble in photography, but life is very busy and I never seem to have the time to do all the things I want.

Well....if I had to summarize myself in a paragraph with a minimum of 100 characters I'd be done by here. But I'm not gonna leave yall hangin like that so I'll put some stuff you can use in here to relate to me with and what not.

Simply put, I am awesome. I'm probably the most optimistic person out there. Why be pessimistic? Who knows!

Want more?

I'm also incredibly smart, dashingly good looking and have a charming personality. I laugh at everything even if theres nothing to laugh about. And at my age in life I'm looking to make loads of friends and just have a good time.

Interested yet or shouold I keep going?

For hobbies, I like doing things outdoors in nice weather, I'm an amateur poker player, I'm into racing and baseball but I still like all the other sports. I also play guitar and ukulele. Guitar is pretty shweet but Ukulele is loads of fun to play.

Anything else you are pondering in your mind about myself feel free to ask meh.

My name is Jeremiah,

I am the middle of 5 siblings, I am always found doing something whether it be playing basketball, working on cars, playing Halo 3 or COD, hanging out with friends, or just chillin watching a movie. I am 22 and have plenty of life ahead of me (I hope), I'm looking for someone to be in a relationship with, not a one night stand. I have been hurt and am tired of it, I know what I want out of a woman, here are a few:

1. Romance (duh? Who doesn't want this?)
2. Be STRAIGHT and LOYAL!
This one is pretty big for me, I have come to realize this from personal experience.
3. Overall good hygiene
4. Not looking for a drama queen, maturity is a must
5. An amazing personality, I want to be able to carry on a conversation with you, I want many similar interests...

And that brings me to what I like to do. I love hanging out with family around the dinner table and sharing a home cooked meal and just talking.
I also enjoy movies from any genre.. Comedy, Action, Romance. Just about everything except horror. (Unless I have someone to hold onto and squeeze!) I also like to spend my time outside, I love working on cars. You will usually find me at the race tracks, at car shows/meets, but I'm not a grease monkey.

I have been told by many that I am very responsible and have always had a drive to succeed. I was attending ITT Technical Institute in Richardson up until this year, ran out of money. I'm looking to goto CCCCD or return to ITT Tech soon.

I have been through a lot of emotionally challenging experiences and I have made it. Lost my mother a few years ago, and recently lost the "love of my life" of 3 years. I'm ready for a fresh start, new year coming soon. So now its where you come in, I won't let you down.

I like to go to church, hang out with my friends, and skateboard every once in a while. I love meeting new people. I also like going to the movies. I miss being in a relationship. I work at Which Wich in a mall in dallas.

I think I am a decent, kind and considerate person as I type this whilst listening to Motorhead with an orange Tabby on my side (the lap is for the keyboard). I think women find me attractive generally, though I am only 5'7 - 5'8, yet broadly built with "pretty" blue eyes and a dubious hairline, but I shave my head to throw folks off - But It works and how! I am too complex for my own good or probably any one else's but I think that makes for consistently interesting conversation;And yet I am a plain person at heart, boringly normal and uninteresting, certainly compared to many of the people I've read about here... I am humbled indeed as I am a 9 to 5 "meat and potatoes" kind of guy, honest and compassionate to a fault, hoping for some conversation with a kind - hearted, tender woman interested in chatting with me if so inclined out of boredom or whatever reason as it should alleviate my own for the time being. I consider myself a sophisticate of sorts as regards to the finer things of life, though I can't afford them as much as I would like. NFL football is my religion as I don't have any other; I am also a dedicated boxing fan, though I don't care much for MMA, but its entertaining enough. I also like baseball and basketball as well, but less.

I am in the army and i love to take care of girls and i also love to spoil girls i am looking for a girl that can be honest with me and just be her self around me all the time

lets see, im 21. im looking to settle down. i dont like to be taken advantage of. if you want to meet me, you get three chances. im that way with everyone. for fun i like to watch tv play video games go to the mall cook hang with friends. i love animals. Id like to live in the country but for the right guy ill live in the city. my ideal first date would be mabey starbucks or the movies or dinner. and yes i can be romantic. if you want to know more shoot me an email. im an open book.
Im into ppl that are:
18-31
slender or athletic
Caucasian or Hispanic
and not stuck up.

Fun, honest, romantic, joyful/upbeat, confident, Christian. All weather is a blessing including rain and thunder storms. I am spontaneous and adventurous..... so if you have an idea - shoot. Or, let me know and I can come up with one.

Now do this one - The More I Seek You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZfsxydxEXA&feature=related

Okay, now check out this short skit .... see if you see yourself in this scenario .... pray and ask the LORD to open your eyes and heart before you watch this okay ... Lighthouse Everything Skit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_M0H5nrY8E (cut and paste link into browser)

DARE: OKAY TRY THIS WHILE YOU ARE ON YOUR COMPUTER www.AllWorship.com click on Basic Stream (free) .... it will lift
your spirit upward ;)

I love children.

My style is elegant/classy or mildly trendy when casual and I feel comfortable in jeans or in the attire of a black tie event. I can be happy doing anything or relaxing with no agenda. Every day is unique and special and should be enjoyed.

i was in the navy im out now and looking for a house and working as a plumber in shermon at some hospital

Tired of your friends setting you up with â??That perfect (fill in the blank)â?? they know. Well look no further here I am your â??White Knight in Shining Armorâ??â?¦. Well Iâ??m not that good but it would be nice if you thought so. The armorâ??s a little tarnished but I can still rescue my â??Damsel in Distressâ?? if needed. Iâ??ve been told Iâ??m a great kisser but you would need to be the ultimate judge of that, Iâ??ve never been able to kiss myself so I donâ??t know, although I havenâ??t had any complaints. I'm a Parrothead, can you help me find my shaker of salt? Watch out for the Sharks. :) I'm fun and easy going with a wide range of interests from museums and walks to auto races and rodeos. I get along with just about everyone and am very open-minded. I'm looking for a lady who wants to be a couple. What I mean by that is a person that wants to share their life with their partner, so that when we get old we can ask â??Remember when?â?? â??Well not really but I have the picturesâ??:). I'm looking for someone I can talk with and flirt with. I want someone who would rather spend time together than alone. Thatâ??s not to mean that we don't need our own time and space but that when we are apart we can't wait to get back together. I want someone to spoil and who will also spoil me back. When I retire I want to sail the Atlantic coast and islands. We are to young to not be enjoying life doing new things, soâ?¦ do you want to sail, live near a beach, hot air balloon, scuba dive and snorkel? If you want to do any of those things and have some ideas of your own, and want to live life to the fullest letâ??s get together.

I am a very active person but also very lazy too! I love to play sports and workout but also watch a movie on the couch all night. I like to try new things, am very open, love to travel, pretty much down for anything. I'm spontaneous and love to do things spur of the moment. My favorite thing in the world is snowboarding. My dream is to live in Colorado so I can board everyday. I like to go out with friends on weekends but I also like to stay in sometimes and order a pizza, or better yet try to make one. My newest hobby is attempting to cook. I think I am good but others have a different opinion.

I'm 50% art, 50% science. My job is in the information tech. industry and my passion is bedroom djing.

Don't have much time to search for people, which brings me here.

I like meeting new people. Lets be friends and have fun together. Great things develop that way.

I'm a singer, songwriter, writer, video editor, event coordinator, and work in progress. I'm always working on projects, I want to make sure any moment I'm not working I'm having fun. Life is short, after all.

Hi my name is shanna but my friends call me renne. I am a single mother and i am proud of my lil boy he is my life he takes up a lot of time. I am a outgoing person i am looking for some body for me i dont need any one to take care of my son i am his mother and father. I been hurt a lot and tired of it just looking for some one who is down to earth and doesnt lie and who isnt just a bout sex becaues im not like that.

What's happinin?! I'm Malcolm and here's a little about me. I am a college freshman currently starting a second semester. I am majoring in animation/graphic design so I may someday get to work on cartoons and someday have my own cartoon show. Anybody who knows me would consider me laid back, shy, and calm but once I get hyped up I'm random, funny, and talk loudly. Can be a very loveable person when you get to know me, very honest and forth coming but I can get annoyed by stupidity sometimes. I love brunettes. I can't explain why but I just do. The first thing I wold notice about a girl is the eyes because I see them as the gateway to your true feelings.

I am an honorable, intellegent and loving person. Animals are a very important aspect of my life. I enjoy the water, even if it is just sitting on the lakes edge and listening to the waves lap at the shore.

I have a son and he currently attends Texas A&M University in College Station.

Riding motorcycles with friends, lifting weights regularly and chilling at the house are activities I enjoy. I enjoy stunt riding motorcycles...it has always been a way of life for me. A guiding light....therapy...mind clearing. I love animals-dogs, cats, anything--always loved animals big or small, growing up. Tattoos are fun and interesting. I have a sleeve on my right arm. I'm also a veteran from the United States Navy. Served my country for 10 years and I owe a LOT of what I do and who I am, to the Navy.

I am going to keep it simple! Looking for fun. If you want to know you will ask me!:) Not into games or huge drama! I don't want it don't need it. I am honest straight forward and will tell you exactly what I am thinking!

The funny thing is people want honesty, but don't ask questions that you don't want answers to.........I will answer them if you ask them.

hi... I am Danielle... most people call me Danny or Dan... depending on how lazy you are... I understand that sometimes its hard to get the "ielle" out...

I wear jeans, t-shirts and Vans for every occasion...

I am 24 and I have a 4 year old princess and a 7 month old mister...

I work in a restaurant.. I love my job...

and I can't spell... I am ok with this...

you can't offend me... sometimes I offend others... I don't mean to... it just happens...

I like gnomes... some people find them scary and I think those people are wimps...

I'm looking for that life long lasting relationship. I would like to be with someone who like myself is willing to give a hundred percent. Not someone who is so selfish that only their needs matter.
I am very affectionate and loyal.

I like going to movies and out to nice dinners. I love dogs and hogs. I hate head games and flakes. So if you are of that nature don't even waste my time. Thank you.

I'm Carol. I love children, animals, classical music, and being with my daughter! I own my own business. I have many animals; horses, pig, ducks, dog, & a cat. I don't like being alone and am looking for someone who is funny, successful, motivated, great around kids, and love life.

I'm a very passionate, fun loving, laid back guy. I love to cook, enjoy a great beer or glass of wine and pretty much never get bored. I enjoy working out about 3 times a week it's a good way to release stress from this journey known as life. I have a pretty big passion for most things brewed, one thing many people may not know is that the wonderful world of micro brewed beers is probably just as diverse in flavor and style as wine. Thats not to say I don't enjoy a good glass of wine also.

One hobby I've had since I was about 8 years old is origami, it's very relaxing, you should try it sometime.

Eventually I might go back to school for a graduate degree, but that will come after I try my hand at starting my own business.

I am a happy person who thinks the best of people. I work out regularly and take care of myself. I have a good spiritual base and like children. I'm looking for someone who is comfortable with who they are, fun, witty, loving and caring. Hopefully you have a wacky sense of humor that will match mine. When I have my daughter, we go to festivals, swim, skate, bowl, see movies, all your typical kid activities. There are so many great things to do and experience here in the Dallas area and I could be the one you are doing these things with. The challenge is for us to find each other and connect.

I am older but do not look and act my age.....not sure if that is good or bad. I love animals, I am aventurous, very active. I ride fast motorcycles, practice yoga, lift weights and try to take care of myself. I believe in God and try to live by his mandates. I mess up from time to time...but that is ok. I was self employed for 3o years....retired...but I am trying to get back into the working life. I value loyalty, honesty, devotion, romance and love in it's true meaning.

hello all am a man who is 36 yers old from egypt i moved here to tx for 5 years ago im loveing person who likes to live good life enjoy my time i love to have friand to go out with . talk ;love do what evere we can feel its good and make us happy im looking for nice lady like to have good haert friend . care about her all the time i prefear older lady then me and sweet looking and haert working fast and warm to get in

I will perv your site just to look at your pics, expecially if you're pretty or seem interesting. This is all for fun. If you like to ride motorcycles or need a riding buddy, I'm yer bud...

i am 5'8". i have brown eyes and hair. i am in college. i have a family that means the world to me. i have many friends but only one really good friend. i love to workout. its part of my life. if you keep me from it, i get really agervated. On my details, i put that i dislike cats. i dont dislike them but at the same time i dont like them. they are ok, so if you have any, i can probably put up with them. i am very hard headed. i dont like to mess around when it come to really serious things. i dont smoke but if you do its no big deal. i really dont know what else to put here so if you wanna know just ask.

I'm just a typical laid back dude living in Allen TX. I love listening to music and singing. I love making people laugh and just living life to the fullest. Not too big of a partier, but I love going out from time to time, and I know how to have a good time.

I'm a happy person. Typically always. I type really, really fast. I work 5 1/2 days a week and some on Sunday. I make a good living, support myself and live the way I want to, for the most part. A little more time off would be nice. I'm very laid back, very laid back. Fall is my favorite time of year. I'm a huge Cardinals, Rangers fan. I love Alabama Football ROLL TIDE ROLL! and of course the 'Boys on Sunday. I don't have nor want much stress in my life. I'm not a cook, at all. Again, as much as I work right now, I'm not interested in creating giant messes to clean up.

ive been in texas for about 3 months now...loving it! i love mountain biking, anything outdoors, love laughing and joking, very spontaneous, i never know what to say on these things! any questions or comments....feel free to drop in and say hey!

laughing is a way of life -^_^
being random is ma thing~
my nickname is jak jak

i problably dont like you
or maybe i do
you would kno

Hi, my name is Keith. I am a twenty six year old refugee from the night club business. I like Reading, Learning, Films, Theater, Art, History, Music, Brunettes, and a wide variety of other things .

Okay, so I lie. I am not, in fact, totally made of awesome. In fact, I suspect I'm about 89% made of "meh". But the other 11%? Watch out. ;)

So, let's see - this is the part where I'm supposed to write clever and interesting things about myself. (Note: I grant the previous sentence was neither clever nor interesting. In fact, I think I've read it on other profiles about 17 times now.)

Anyway, the basics...I'm a computer programmer, but I don't define myself by that by any means (it is, however, a convenient fact to open with as it happens to be what I do for a living). I do fall into the geek stereotype though - I'm into sci-fi, mostly the kinder, gentler side of sci-fi (Doctor Who, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, Hitchhiker's Guide, etc.), and I like the odd video game as well (Monkey Island, Longest Journey, Syberia, Mortal Kombat). At the same time, I'm crazy domestic - I cook, bake, and decorate like nobody's business. I love planning small parties, which my friends always (very obligingly, bless 'em) attend. I write my own murder mystery parties from time to time too, which I love doing, but I think if my current circle of friends stumbles across one more "dead body" I'll soon be joining it.

I love reading (mostly sci-fi and mystery) and even just the smell of books, but I have to admit I've got shelf after shelf waiting for me that I haven't gotten around to.

I'm a design major in college that is focusing on automotive design. I'm obsessed with cars, love hanging out with friends and working on my art.

I just live day to day... have as much fun as i can, im moving to Allen, Tx in feb. i hate small towns, don't care for fake people or attention hogs... everyone likes a little attention but some go way to far....just ask im easy going and love talking with everyone mostly

I'm Jason, I'm 25, almost 26 and I enjoy off-roading, hiking, biking, running, being outdoors, dating, partying, sleeping, sand volleyball, floating the river.
I live in Allen in a house I own. I bought the house 2 years ago and I love it. I like to work on updating my house. I enjoy working out. I try to stay fit. Just in December I ran my first half marathon. I am going to run another in April.

ok here I go I am a sarcastic juggalo. I like to have fun in most situations even if I don't like what is going on, which leds me to, I do my best to be copscetic in most everything I do. I get along with almost everyone untill they give me a reason to feel differant.

I am here in Texas becausse I got laid off and figured that this would be a great time to go to school.

So, I had no idea that you had to get online to edit your profile. I didn't even know this was online! Ha, learn something new every day!! I don't really know what to write about myself though haha. uhhh so i'm a very outgoing, bubbly optimistic person. I am also pretty independent. I'm always on the go, but I also love to relax once in a while. I have a wonderful dog and she is the complete opposite of what you think when you hear "chihuahua" except she is small. That part is true. uh i don't know what else to say.

HELLO
my name is Ashlee.... call me Rose though... i like it more and alot of my friends call me it anyway
I am me... I do not try to be someone else... the saying, march to my own drummer, or whatever.... well i may have pushed my drummer off a cliff.... i am in love with art/ art stuff...... i AM a raver, there is nothing you can say or do that will change that!!...i have 3 tattoos(getting more), and 11 piercings... do not piss me off, or else.....

i am not the typical girl.... i HATE pink.... i usually hate gifts... i do not like hanging out with girls( im 'one of the guys' but can fuck em too!).. i accept that chivalry has mostly died out, and i am okay with it, i can open my own damn door and pull out my own chair..... i dont really care for flowers, most smell like old pond scum.......i like jeans and a tshirt

i have a dog who i treat better than pretty much anything/anyone i know... if he wants your spot on the couch, you will move.... he is not one of those little rat sized dogs, he is about 35 lbs and a purebred mutt..

hey im alisha and i have 18 tattoos and 2 piercings...i have short black hair, blue eyes, and small framed glasses. I also have an 8 yr old son who i love very much!! he is my pride and joy!! i like o just chill and have a good time..i dont like to be around alot of loud people...i hate clubs!! i do like to drink on occasion... everyone says im cute but....you know..lol

i'm pretty smart, pretty funny, and pretty much just trying to be as real a person as I can be without compromising my integrity. I like movies, books, theatre, art, life, people, my cats.

I'm a huge geek, I'm a smart ass, I have a crude/sarcastic/ridiculous sense of humor, I wear tightie whities, and generally speaking I'm just plain awesome.

I'm a guy, just a typical every day sort of guy. I work a good job, I drive an alright car and I live in an average apartment. I don't spend money like I have more than I do, and I don't try to present myself as anything I'm not. For the most part I go to work, I come home and repeat. On the weekends I either spend time with my kids, or I'm doing something extraordinarily nerdy. No, not the current Chic kind of nerdy, just plain old nerdy as hell. The kind of nerdy you made fun of in high school, but at least I revel in it. I have a serious loathing for NPR and the inteligencia and if you're a vegetarian/vegan all I can say is at least you're crunchy and good with any number of condiments. I haven't got the time for causes and firmly beleive most of them are just excuses for bored people to be irritating. I could give two shits about sports and feel I was swindled and I watch more romantic comedies than is good for any man.

All of that being said, I don't play games and I keep my drama to a bare minimum. I am more than capable of going out and having a great time in any number of ways, and I'm rarely boring. My interests are varied and I'll make you laugh. If you didn't get offended by any of that and are still reading, then we should probably talk.

Family/career-oriented single father of two beautiful girls. Seeking successful family-oriented woman, that likes children, and may want more of her own someday. Not at all interested in one-night-stands, or "club" girls.